Richard
Moore's Straight Talk Columns
Fane's
drunken blunder riles his audience
29/6/2010
``OOOH,
I'm in the poo, ow!''
You
can guarantee that's what David Fane - comedian and voice behind
Jeff da Maori from bro'Town fame - is thinking at the moment.
And
so he should.
Fane
was apparently drunk at a recent Radio Roast and unleashed an anti-semitic
tirade that went way beyond the realms of humour.
His
effort - described as an expletive-laden rant - had him saying ``Jews
were expendable'', ``Hitler had a right'' and HIV sufferers deserved
to be ``roasted''.
Boy,
oh boy, oh boy.
I'm
very close to an elderly Jewish woman who lost 80 per cent of her
family in German concentration camps during World War II.
And
I know a Hungarian Jew who, as a child, was in the Budapest ghetto
waiting to be sent to a death camp and somehow, with his aunt, escaped
that fate. No other family members made it.
Fane
needs to remember that more than six million people, who were Jews,
were brutally treated and murdered by Adolf Hitler's mob and the
German nation.
That's
1.5 times the entire population of New Zealand.
Sort
of puts any local grievances into a bit of perspective doesn't it?
Fane
has apologised and clearly feels pretty badly about the episode,
but maybe six million is too big a number for him to contemplate.
What
he needs to do is take himself off to the Anne Frank exhibition
and get a personal touch on the Holocaust.
The
exhibition is a very moving show, featuring photos of Anne Frank's
young life and how Germans treated the Jews.
For
those of you who don't know, Anne Frank and her family hid for years
in an attic in Amsterdam as the Germans tried to exterminate all
of Europe's Jews. Eventually they were discovered and sent to concentration
camps. At 15, Anne Frank died of typhus in Bergen-Belsen. Every
one of her family, with the exception of her father, died.
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Now,
the Froggies can't play soccer but they do have some terrific ways
to deal with crime. Unfortunately, one of those has gone now, but
the guillotine was a ripper.
Fancy
being found guilty of a capital crime, finding yourself lying on
a board under a big and very sharp blade.
All
of a sudden it's whooosh ... and you find yourself staring back
up at your headless neck from the bottom of a wicker basket.
Even
better, is the cunning plan to incarcerate crims with a view to
stopping them committing crimes.
It
could be the world's greatest rehabilitation programme, but more
likely it's pairing les felons with les cannibals.
Imagine
it ... no longer do you fear the 300kg gorilla in your cell, it's
the 60kg guy with the lean-and-hungry look that will have you packing
death.
And
being locked in a cell with Nicolas Cocaign - the man who has fessed
up to killing his cellmate and then cutting out his lung and eating
it - would be enough to make any fellow change his naughty ways.
Brings
a new meaning to my favourite French dish, steak tartar.
Vive
la difference!
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Here's a hearty ``well done guys'' to the Mount Maunganui kids who
trekked up to Auckland for the secondary schools' Stage Challenge.
Their
show - which I was fortunate enough to see in rehearsal - was a
very fine interpretation of the Tangiwai disaster.
Weeping
Waters featured excellent dancing and superb stage props and smooshed
the competition at the Aotea Centre.
Fabbo
effort by all and sundry.
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