Richard
Moore's Straight Talk Columns
Pay up, pay up, for Magical Mystery Tour
19/7/2011
HOW
much tax came out of your pay packet last week? A couple of hundred
bucks maybe?
Well,
you'll be pleased to know it is being wisely and carefully used
by our Monsters of Parliament to do all sorts of wonderful things
for us.
New
schools?
Umm,
no, not really.
Reduced
waiting times at hospitals?
Na
ah. More police on the beat?
Ah,
good one, that's the last question thanks.
Give
up?
Well,
a rather large amount of our tax dollars has been spent on what
I call Murray McCully's Magical Mystery Tour through the Pacific
Islands.
I
came across it quite by accident, while spending my post-tax dollars
on the lovely island of Rarotonga.
It
was a front-page article in the Cook Island News about how our wonderful
Foreign Minister and Rugby World Cup supremo was jetting in an entire
planeload of officials, media, business folk and rugby legends.
About 80 freebooters in all.
Not
only were they visiting the Cook Islands, but also taking in Samoa,
Tonga and Niue as well.
Nice
little lurk, I thought snakily, but then my cold heart melted as
I read on.
The
paper said the purpose of Murray McCully's Magical Mystery Tour
was to promote the Rugby World Cup.
Thank
God for that, I thought, we wouldn't want our money wasted on something
that wasn't important.
And just think, what else would that chartered New Zealand Defence
Force plane do instead of providing a taxi service for more snouts
in the trough?
Patrol
our coastline, perhaps? Maybe protect our fishing zone? Hell, how
about just sitting there doing nothing and not costing us anything?
No,
far better off spending hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars
on petrol alone to give a planeload of folk a little holiday and
pretend it will benefit NZ because of the blinking World Cup.
I
have a question Murray. Just how many expensive Rugby World Cup
tickets do you expect to sell in the less than poverished Cook Islands,
Samoa, Tonga or Niue? Other than to your Pacific Island political
colleagues that is. I would think they'd be the only ones able to
afford them - courtesy of their taxpayers, of course. Unless we
are paying for them instead.
And,
dear readers, isn't it interesting that Murray McCully's Magical
Mystery Tour is so important as to warrant 80 hangers on, but hasn't
been mentioned once in the NZ media that I have seen.
when the Cook Islands News tried to get McCully's office to speak
about the jaunt, they were fobbed off with bureaucratic gobbledygook
and promises of a later press release that hasn't yet eventuated.
Funny
that, being an election year and all.
Could
it be politicians have sensed people are getting really miffed at
this Government's unbelievable largesse when it comes to handing
out our hard-earned money to all comers.
You know if was cynical I'd suggest this little spend-up was being
kept out of the public gaze because people would start asking questions
about how important it really was. Roll up, roll up for Murray McCully's
Magical Mystery Tour.
*******
I
KNOW a great way to save the Government quite a few thousands dollars
a year - other than stopping political junkets - and that's by getting
rid of the Human Rights Review Tribunal.
The
bleeding hearts on this tribunal have just awarded a prisoner $3500
for hurt feelings because he had been incorrectly branded a wife
basher. His pain and embarrassment was so intense they decided he
deserved the loot, despite the fact he was serving time for attacking
a police officer, unlawful possession of firearms, aggravated robbery,
theft, burglary and trying to escape from custody.
Maybe
the $3500 should go to his victims.
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HOORAH!
The residents of Papamoa are to get footbridges leading out of our
suburb so we can get out quickly should a tsunami make a sudden
appearance on our horizon.
The
$200,000 bridges have been a long time coming - as have new sirens
- and as soon as everything is in place we can all sleep better
in our beds. No doubt there will be some whingers from other parts
of the city who will bleat about the cost -forgetting that this
city's biggest suburb, Papamoa, has subsidised an awful lot of works
in other areas of Tauranga for a number of years.
richard@richardmoore.com
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