Richard
Moore's Straight Talk Columns
Time
to show basic respect for cyclists
5/7/2011
MY
GOODNESS there are some scary statistics out in the world.
Did
you know that in the 80 years since records started being kept,
more than 52,000 cyclists have been killed in traffic accidents
in the United States?
And,
in 90 per cent of crashes that kill those on two wheels, the blame
was put on car drivers.
Yup,
good old motorists being inattentive behind the wheel.
Among
the leading causes of crushing a cyclist were running a stop sign
or traffic light, turning into a cyclist's path, or opening a door
on a biker.
Of
course, in modern times it would more likely be texting, changing
a CD, putting lippie on while looking in the mirror (I have seen
this) or - the Papamoa dickhead who was getting dressed while driving
like a loon. He changed shirts and even sprayed on underarm deodorant!
And
it's not just in America. South of the border, down Mexico way,
the cyclists of Mexico City are up in arms about the lack of respect
shown to them by drivers. At
least two cyclists a day are squished there, so it isn't surprising
they are a tad angry.
In
New Zealand things aren't so bad, luckily, but since 1995 the number
of cyclists killed or hospitalised has risen from just over 250
a year to almost 350.
I
cycle regularly around Papamoa and Tauranga and, it has to be said,
I'm pretty leery each time I approach an intersection.
Recently I was almost bowled twice within the space of 400m by (foul
expletive) morons who wouldn't notice a cyclist until he was plastered
all over their car or the road.
Visually,
I reckon I was pretty hard to miss.
I
wasn't wearing my hi-vis vest that day but a 185cm, 100-plus kilo
cyclist with a bright red shirt on should be noticeable on a bright
sunny day in Papamoa. To boot, I was even wearing a silver helmet
which, it must be said, shines almost as much in the light as my
shaven head does.
But
no, (foul expletive) moron No1 didn't see me. Okay, I was travelling
quite quickly and he was too busy looking for cars to register big
red riding hood's presence beside - then in front of - his van.
But
I was on a straight road. He was stopped at an intersection. He
should have seen me. He pulls out and it was only my bellowed warning
that made him realise I was there at all.
I
haven't used so many bad phrases and words since Geelong lost a
grand final and I reckon his ears were burning big time. He waved
an apology and did so again down the road, but I wasn't going to
stop because if I had I'd be in the dock right now and he'd be thinking
about leaving hospital.
I
don't want an apology for near misses, I want drivers to slow down
a bit and recognise that there are such things as cyclists and we
can move faster than you expect.
So,
still mouthing terribly bad phrases, I see a large rubbish truck
sitting at an upcoming road. I've got the right of way and he can
see I'm going to be there in a few seconds, so what does he do ...
Yup, he slowly pulls out in front of me, forcing me to hit the brakes
and zoom round the back of him.
I
have a theory about truck drivers and if you are a truck driver
intelligent enough to read this, then please ignore the next paragraph.
Truck
drivers only drive trucks because they are not clever enough to
do anything else and so it was proved with this toothless (foul
expletive) moron No2.
And
idiot drivers are only one of the dangers on our roads.
We
also have dopey door-openers who don't look in their mirrors before
flinging them out. I always check if a parked car has a person in
it and then make very sure I keep a bit of distance between myself
and their side of the vehicle.
Then
we have the huge amount of rubbish that accumulates at the side
of Tauranga roads. Broken glass, nails and an assortment of other
things that can puncture a tyre and send a cyclist flying over the
handlebars.
We
won't even begin to mention the quality of road shoulders.
We
need more cycling routes in Tauranga, places where we who like to
exercise on two wheels can zoom around without being endangered
by ignorant, bad-mannered drivers in this city.
******
STILL
on the subject of two-wheel transport - is wearing a bike helmet
compulsory?
The
law says it is, however, while driving around the streets I notice
one heck of a lot of young cyclists not wearing them.
Parents
need to tell their kids ``yes, they don't look cool'' and ``yes,
you'll get helmet hair'', but they need to add ``they will save
you if you fall off''.
I've
witnessed one very striking example of that when a young teen thumped
head-first into the road. He was wearing a helmet, but was a very
sick wee lad.
Without
one, he would have been dead.
I
don't want to give the coppers more work to do, but I think it's
important for them to start handing out a few warnings, then tickets,
to those youngsters who don't wear helmets.
richard@richardmoore.com
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