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19/4/2011
NOW
I am so looking forward to this ... the Insurance Council says that
in light of the Christchurch earthquakes and the devastating Japanese
tsunami, we can all look forward to paying more for our insurance.
What
an outrage.
I
already pay more than $520 a month in insurances and I'm less than
blinking thrilled with the idea of these companies charging me an
extra 20 per cent to take my money with very little coming back
the other way.
Oh,
I've claimed for a broken camera and a busted single lens reflex
zoom in the past six years but, at around $1000, that pales when
compared with the $37,000 I've paid in premiums.
I'm
sure there are tens of thousands of customers out there who are
the same as me. Paying out lots, claiming very little.
Insurance companies have been raking in these premiums for decades
so where have their profits gone? They seem very like the oil companies,
which are very quick to jump on a war or civil strife to up the
price of petroleum, but exceptionally slow at reducing the costs
when peace is stumbled upon.
Now
after the Christchurch disaster the insurance mobs are wanting to
grab more out of our ever-shrinking wallets.
They
need to be really careful they do not get their customers so fed
up that we start cutting out insurances like too many people are
already doing.
At
the moment an estimated 5 per cent of homes are uninsured.
In
my opinion, in the event of a disaster the uninsured should get
nothing. No payouts at all.
And
as for the Government bailing out the insurance company AMI - I
say a big fat ``no''.
AMI,
which needs a $1 billion bailout and is looking for government (read
our) money, grabbed 35 per cent of the insurance market with cheap
rates.
I'm
so fed up with John Key, Bill English and Co being free with my
money, when I pay my bills, insure myself, and make sure I am not
a financial drag on anyone else.
But
then that's the way of the world, nowadays, isn't it?
Be
financially irresponsible, take extreme chances and don't worry
about it - because some other sucker will bail you out.
********
HAVING
been bothered for weeks by annoying types from India trying to deprive
me of money in my bank, I seem to have come up with the answer.
The
other night a charming snake from Mumbai called and told me my computer
system had problems and they could fix it. The conversation went
something like this.
Mumbai
Snake: ``You have a problem on your computer with Internet Explorer
but we can fix your system, it will not be difficult.''
Papamoa
Dopey: ``I've got a what? A problem? Oh no, I don't know much about
computers ... "
Helpful Mumbai Snake: ``Do not be worrying yourself, we can help.''
Papamoa
Dopey: ``Could you? That would be fantastic I haven't been on the
internet much and don't know what I'm doing.''
Happy
Little Mumbai Snake: ``We will take care of it.''
Papamoa
Dopey: ``How much will it cost? Is it a virus? I thought I had virus
protection. Will it take long? I really need your help.''
Slightly
Suspicious Mumbai Snake: ``(Long pause) Are you joking me, sir?''
Papamoa
Dopey: ``No, no, I am now really worried about this and I need your
assistance.''
Very
Suspicious Mumbai Snake: ``I am thinking you are joking with me,
sir.'
Papamoa
Dopey: ``No, please stay on the line ...''
Exceptionally
Peeved Mumbai Snake: ``I am now putting down the phone, sir. Goodbye.''
Papamoa Dopey: ``Ta ta, Slumdog, I missing you already.''
*******
I
ENJOY YouTube and in recent times I have begun reading what people
are saying about the tunes and films they have posted on the website.
Searching
for the name of a Wet Wet Wet song, Temptation, I came across
another hit from the Scots band (and the Trogs) Love Is All Around.
Underneath
was a posting from a guy _ UKGezr one month ago _ who said this:
``I just separated from my wife. My fault. This was our song when
we met. Just posted it in Facebook. I hope she sees it and can find
a little forgiveness.''
Ohhhh,
I thought, he's clearly bonked the best friend, is now regretting
ruining his poor wife's life and is trying to weasel his way back
into her affections.
The
next posting was from duggers108 two weeks ago.
It
said: ``My husband just separated from me. His fault. This was our
song when we met. He just posted it on Facebook. I did see it and
now he is a massive ... for rubbing it in.''
Oooops!
richard@richardmoore.com
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