Richard
Moore's Straight Talk Columns
Zero-tolerance
blitz no place for a rookie
26/10/2010
I
LOVE it when high-profile people lead by example. Henry V with his
``once more into the breach, dear friends'' before he risked death
joining his men in the storm of the walls of Harfleur.
Julius
Caesar, surrounded and massively outnumbered by more than 300,000
stirred-up Gauls, as he fought hand to hand for hours before finally
triumphing at Alesia.
Lieutenant
John Rouse Merriott Chard whose heroics at Rorke's Drift saved his
120 men from the butcher's blades of 4000 Zulu assegais.
Graham
Henry, All Blacks coach, as he drove at 31km/h over the speed limit
in a 50km/h area.
Oooh,
that's not so good is it? Not really a good example at all.
But
then he got off. Hooray! Or is it?
In
this case it isn't the typical Kiwi thing of allowing high-profile
people to get away with all sorts of misdemeanours, but rather the
dubious logic of the police.
You
see the police say - and hopefully this just isn't a smokescreen
to allow them to let Henry off a serious traffic offence because
he coaches the ABs - that the cop who zapped him with a speed gun
wasn't qualified to do so and therefore Henry couldn't be charged
anyway.
He,
like many others that night of the 4km/h zero-tolerance blitz, got
away with warnings. N
ow
in my view zero tolerance means no one gets off.
If
an officer was unable to legally prosecute an offender, then surely
he should not have been practising during the blitz.
And
while completely backing road safety efforts by the police, I have
to question the legality of this 4km/h mark.
Car
speedometers are accurate only to about 10 per cent of the speed
shown and that is why law enforcement officials around the world
allow that 10 per cent tolerance.
If
I was caught speeding by 4km/h I would challenge it on the grounds
that my car's speedo isn't that accurate. I would also want to know
when the speed gun that zapped me in my unlikely speeding was last
calibrated.
They
do need regular testing to make sure they are accurate. In America
that is done once or twice a year.
I
remember a classic case in Melbourne when a 1960s vehicle was clocked
by a fixed-position speed camera as doing 140km/h while going uphill
on a highway. The owner filed a query on the speed camera and discovered
it had not been calibrated in several years.
In
fact, all of the cameras were so out that the Victorian Government
had to reimburse hundreds of millions of dollars. That has also
occurred in NSW.
Back
to here. I reckon 10 per cent tolerance is logical and anyone caught
doing more than that should have the book thrown at them by qualified
officers.
That
includes the coach of the All Blacks.
**********
OOOOh,
to all those scary kidiwinkies who extracted choccies from me on
Halloween by scaring the living nightlights out of me all I can
say is I hope you enjoyed yourselves.
There
were skeletons with scythes - which gave me heart palpitations thinking
the Grim Reaper had popped by again for me - witches, skeletons
and various other beasties.
And
all I can say is don't listen to those whingeing, ill-educated boors
who say ``Halloween is an American invention''.
Halloween
is Celtic, derr-brains - All Hallows Eve - and in the Middle Ages
people would wander from house to house, all dressed up, looking
for treats.
All
the Americans have done is raise it to a fun occasion, with the
exception of anyone in a house with pretty university students and
an insane brother called Michael, of course.
*********
NOW
while on the subject of Halloween - the pint-sized brutes from the
gang and violence-ravaged wastes of south Auckland have again shown
that you can never generalise too much.
Instead
going up to houses, knocking on the doors and saying ``Trick or
treat?'', the South Auckland thugettes are going up to doors, hammering
on them and saying, ``Sod trick or treat ... if you don't give us
lollies we'll duff you up and burn your house down.''
Extra
police patrols were called after numerous complaints from people
who had been menaced by the feral hobbits.
You
know I still reckon the best way to deal with south Auckland is
to get a message to the Taleban that Mohammad has been offended
there and they'll deal to the place.
Hang
on, maybe south Auckland's too dangerous for the Taleban ...
richard@richardmoore.com..
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