Richard
Moore's Straight Talk Columns
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make me glad to be back and into Act
12/10/2010
I'm
baaaaack ... and not a moment too soon either!
Crikey
it has been a busy time and there have been sooo many lucky types
- such as ex-Act Party tosspot David Garrett - who managed to evade
my poisoned pen during the past few weeks.
Wasn't
that man a hypocrite - wanting three strikes and you're out for
crims and not fessing up to the fact he was already on strike two?
And
Act leader Rodney "Bovver Boy" Hide is proving to one and all that
his political footwork is worse than his dancing.
Firstly
he hides (sorry about that) Garrett's dodgy legal record and then
he beats up on his former deputy Heather Roy. He forces her from
her role, which she had done well, and tries to bully her out of
Parliament with statements along the lines of "she's not strong
enough to come back."
Well
by golly by gosh Rodders you were wrong there.
Roy
fronted up, gave you the two-finger salute, and gets my pat on the
back for treating you like the little erk you are.
Anyway,
back to the present and we've had idiots number 17 and 18 die in
a car crash while trying to escape from police.
I'm
sorry, I don't see how anyone could blame the cops for the cretinous
actions of others. I expect the police to try to stop people who
are breaking the law.
That
is their job.
They
are there to protect society from crims, drunk-drivers and speedsters.
If
police want to pull me over, I stop. They could be wanting to check
my registration, licence details, or get my autograph!
I do not play silly buggers and try to outrun them - endangering
other people in the process.
There
should be a mandatory two-year minimum in jail for anyone trying
to do a runner from police. No arguments, no pleas, no excuses.
Two years inside.
It
may take a while to permeate into some thick heads that racing off
is not worth it, but it will eventually get through.
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It
is unbelievable that people are trying to avoid serving on a jury.
I've never been selected.
I've
called up offering my services. I've even tried standing outside
of the justice ministry with a placard saying "Pick Me, I'm a Rick!"
All
to no avail.
According
to statistics 15 per cent of the 18,406 people summoned for juries
in Tauranga last year failed to turn up. And of those who bothered,
66 per cent were excused.
New
rules will allow people to defer jury service for a year but you'll
not be able to get off doing your civic duty.
Come
on Simon Power, let me have a go ... I'd be fair and reasonable.
Hehehehehe.
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Now
while the green-and-gold demigods and goddesses sit so far ahead
of everyone else on the Commonwealth Games medal table you'd think
other athletes would be concentrating on catching up.
But
it doesn't appear so, as a recent report shows.
It
seems the off-the-field activities of thousands of young hotbodies
are putting the drains of the Games village well and truly to the
test as thousands of flushed condoms threaten to clog them.
Games
organisers have up to 8000 free condoms for athletes and 4000 have
already been grabbed.
And
I thought you go to the Games to win medals...
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Now
if you happen to think that male airline staff have limper wrists
than judges then here is a warning.
"Shock
jock" Iain Stables was prevented from boarding a Jetstar plane by
an airline employee who told he was too late to join the flight.
The
radio voice then offered up a few rude words, called the guy and
his airline losers and may even have thrown something at the attendant.
That
was a bit too much for the Jetstar chap who leapt the counter and
floored Stables.
Three
security guards had to intervene to separate the scrappers.
Stables
is now moaning he has concussion, can't hear and can't even wee.
Here's
a little bit of advice, Iain. If you aren't strong enough to fight
off a flight attendant you shouldn't be a wise-ass!
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Thanks
to everyone who voted for me in the elections. I got a chance to
meet lots of you on the campaign trail and enjoyed chatting with
you all. We're going to have fun for the next three years.
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